Gigolokitty!
The Intimate Thoughts of the Most Beauteous Kitty ..........with Commentary by his Unfortunate Mistress and her Evil!Troll Roommate.
Monday, October 31, 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005
Ask the Gigolokitty!
Dear Gigolokitty:
I am a kitty of rare and striking beauty. I fear it is not understood by the cretinous world!
What can I do to raise their appreciation of my unique attractions?
In exasperation,
Cat Whose Face Would Launch A Thousand Evacuations
Dear CWFWLATE:
Me Hear, Beauteousness Lies In The Eyes Of The Beholder. Me Say, Scratch Them Out.
In Support,
Gigolokitty
I am a kitty of rare and striking beauty. I fear it is not understood by the cretinous world!
What can I do to raise their appreciation of my unique attractions?
In exasperation,
Cat Whose Face Would Launch A Thousand Evacuations
Dear CWFWLATE:
Me Hear, Beauteousness Lies In The Eyes Of The Beholder. Me Say, Scratch Them Out.
In Support,
Gigolokitty
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Me Ensnared!
(Note: please click on image for better view.)
For those just joining in: Missy the Kitten made her first appearance in this episode.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
Friday, October 21, 2005
Ask the Gigolokitty!
Dear Gigolokitty:
An obnoxious little twerp has recently invaded my cozy home and dares to challenge my authority.
My insensitive barf-collector has threatened me with the water gun if I dare lay a paw on his scrawny ass.
How do I show them who is the master of my domain?
In annoyance,
Cat Who Would Be King
Dear CWWBK:
Me Say, Wait For Barf-Collector To Leave for Menial Job.
Then Go Piddle-Paddle On The Twerp's Kidneys . Repeat Until He Knows His Place.
Remember, Never Aim For Any Place That Will Show.
And Be Careful Of Cat-Cams Set Up By Unfairly Suspicious Barf-Collector.
In Commiseration,
Gigolokitty
An obnoxious little twerp has recently invaded my cozy home and dares to challenge my authority.
My insensitive barf-collector has threatened me with the water gun if I dare lay a paw on his scrawny ass.
How do I show them who is the master of my domain?
In annoyance,
Cat Who Would Be King
Dear CWWBK:
Me Say, Wait For Barf-Collector To Leave for Menial Job.
Then Go Piddle-Paddle On The Twerp's Kidneys . Repeat Until He Knows His Place.
Remember, Never Aim For Any Place That Will Show.
And Be Careful Of Cat-Cams Set Up By Unfairly Suspicious Barf-Collector.
In Commiseration,
Gigolokitty
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Ask the Gigolokitty!
Dear Gigolokitty:
My heartless pooper-scooper says I must earn my keep! I work my paws off filing while he lazes in his wheelchair in a stupid full-body cast.
How can I raise my get-away money pronto?
In desperation,
Cat Who Believes Kibble Grows On Trees
Dear CWBKGOT:
Me Say, Sell Possessions. Other People's Possessions.
Me Understand Wheelchairs Fetch Excellent Price In Market.
Used Body Casts (Especially With Bodies Still In It) Not So Much.
In advisement,
GK
My heartless pooper-scooper says I must earn my keep! I work my paws off filing while he lazes in his wheelchair in a stupid full-body cast.
How can I raise my get-away money pronto?
In desperation,
Cat Who Believes Kibble Grows On Trees
Dear CWBKGOT:
Me Say, Sell Possessions. Other People's Possessions.
Me Understand Wheelchairs Fetch Excellent Price In Market.
Used Body Casts (Especially With Bodies Still In It) Not So Much.
In advisement,
GK
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Me Reminiscent!
Gigolokitty: Me Writing Me Memoirs! Me Will Get Rich From Me Recollections!
Unfortunate!Mistress: But sweetpea, its really difficult to get a publisher nowadays.......
Gigolokitty: Me Not Paid to Publish! Me Paid NOT to Publish!!!
::Poodle Death Squad attacks crummy apartment with grooming equipment shrieking "Publish and Be Shaved Bald, You Traitorous Strumpet!"::
Unfortunate!Mistress: But sweetpea, its really difficult to get a publisher nowadays.......
Gigolokitty: Me Not Paid to Publish! Me Paid NOT to Publish!!!
::Poodle Death Squad attacks crummy apartment with grooming equipment shrieking "Publish and Be Shaved Bald, You Traitorous Strumpet!"::
Monday, October 10, 2005
The Art of Seducing the Pookie!
Evil!TrollRoommate: You two-timing furball! Weren't you declaring your love for another Pookie the other day?
Gigolokitty: Me is Too Much Kitty for Just One Pookie!
Gigolokitty: Me is Too Much Kitty for Just One Pookie!
Friday, October 07, 2005
Ask the Gigolokitty!
Dear Gigolokitty:
The brutal two-legged can-openers have placed me on restricted kibble diet. How do I let them know that I am content with my pulchritudinous curves and have no desire to look like a demented stick insect?
Sincerely,
Cat Happy To Be Fat
Dear CHTBF:
Me say, Share the Misery. Snack on their Pricey Italian Leather Shoes. And Regurgitate Undigestable Bits on Priceless Oriental Rug.
The brutal two-legged can-openers have placed me on restricted kibble diet. How do I let them know that I am content with my pulchritudinous curves and have no desire to look like a demented stick insect?
Sincerely,
Cat Happy To Be Fat
Dear CHTBF:
Me say, Share the Misery. Snack on their Pricey Italian Leather Shoes. And Regurgitate Undigestable Bits on Priceless Oriental Rug.
You May Still Starve But it WILL Hurt Them More than it Will Hurt You.
In encouragement,
GK