Ask the Gigolokitty!
The brutal two-legged can-openers have placed me on restricted kibble diet. How do I let them know that I am content with my pulchritudinous curves and have no desire to look like a demented stick insect?
Cat Happy To Be Fat
Me say, Share the Misery. Snack on their Pricey Italian Leather Shoes. And Regurgitate Undigestable Bits on Priceless Oriental Rug.
You May Still Starve But it WILL Hurt Them More than it Will Hurt You.