Me Unbowed!
Assorted Irate Neighbors: What has that bloody cat done to my hamster/gerbil/poodle/miniature horse?!?Gigolokitty: Me is MORE Than the Parts of Me Loins!!!
Evil!Troll Rooommate: I think the vet owes a refund for a botched "tummytuck".........
::Unfortunate!Mistress starts chugging gallon jug of ouzo::
posted by Gigolo Kitty at 3:28 AM
4 Comments:
It's a bit early for Valentines, GK, dear. Though I would vote for you for Mr. February.
And please, don't dwell on your parts. We know that it's all about the fur.
A toy gun is more fun than a real one anyhow! A proper Gigolo wouldn't want to accidentally saddle himself with the unwanted responsibility of little furry feet.
I will be yours, GK! I adore you!!
Truly, Madly, Deeply Yours,
Tall Dutch Maid
This blog is so cute.
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