Me go to Plan B!
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The Gigolokitty exclaims "Me Life is Changed!"
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The Gigolokitty exclaims "Me Life is Changed!"
Gigolokitty: Psst!! Anyone Want a Naughty Kitty?? Me Must be Spanked Gently and Fed Pâte!!! LOTS of Pâte!!
Evil!TrollRoommate: Nice try, you perverted feline! But no one is going to fall for that scam!!
TallDutchMaid: Awww, you poor cutie! Here, have some caviar and foie gras……
Unfortunate!Mistress: Hey!!! Why are we giving dialogue to his internet stalkers?
posted by Gigolo Kitty at 12:59 AM
3 Comments:
interesting!
Hey! I'm not a stalker!! All you have to do is give that cutie a sardine or two, and he follows you *everywhere* !!
Poor thing ... Why must you mistreat him so??
smooch,
Tall Dutch Maid
I think you need to get GK off the diet. He's not looking too good.
And GK, you might want to rethink the whole pate and spanking thing because it makes it sound as if you're being fattened up for an evil witch's dinner.
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