Me go to Plan B!
Try the Skinny Kitty Diet Plan!!
The Gigolokitty exclaims "Me Life is Changed!"
Gigolokitty: Psst!! Anyone Want a Naughty Kitty?? Me Must be Spanked Gently and Fed Pâte!!! LOTS of Pâte!!
Evil!TrollRoommate: Nice try, you perverted feline! But no one is going to fall for that scam!!
TallDutchMaid: Awww, you poor cutie! Here, have some caviar and foie gras……
Unfortunate!Mistress: Hey!!! Why are we giving dialogue to his internet stalkers?