Me Capitalist!
Unfortunate!Mistress: Where did you find the cash to pay the damages?
Gigolokitty: Me Understand Marketplace! Me Sell Fresh Liver to Drunken Rich Weasel!
Evil!TrollRoomate: Listen smartbutt, its illegal to sell your own organs!
Gigolokitty: Me Not Sell Mine! Me Sell Yours!
::Unfortunate!Mistress faints into pile of empty whisky bottles::
posted by Gigolo Kitty at 9:08 PM
3 Comments:
GK, it's even more illegal to sell other people's organs. Particularly if they still need them.
You, on the other hand, need to buy a new pair of eyes. As if Exhibit Z wasn't blinding enough, now there's that tie.
My dear GK, surely you know that by now your mistress' liver has been pickled in alcohol?
:) Love your outfits!
You have it wrong. GK sold the roommate's liver. Who definitely deserves it for calling that beautiful, dear kitty bad names!
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