Friday, September 02, 2005

Me Aggrieved!

!!! GOSSIPING KITTIES DAILY TITTLE-TATTLE EXCLUSIVE!!!
The Mr. Darcy Anti-defamation League files suit against the infamous Gigolokitty for slandering the good name of the iconic literary hunk!!!! Is Gigolokitty headed for the slammer???
Evil!TrollRoommate: "....fat, crass, and immoral". Hey fatstuff, they got you down to a T!
Gigolokitty: Me not Fat!!! Me Well Endowed!
::Unfortunate!Mistress sobs in a corner and guzzles peppermint schnapps::

2 Comments:

Blogger ven said...

Well-endowed? Is that what you call your paunch?

12:14 AM  
Blogger flybynight said...

He is big boned, not fat! And take back that comment about the paunch! It's muscle, I tell you!

5:34 AM  

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