Me is Disappointed!

Gigolokitty: Me is Disappointed! Me finding suck-ups brown-nosing for cheap praise by Drinking from TAP and Pooping in TOILET! Me Ask Why Set Such Poor Example?! Me Most Beauteous Not NEED To Raise Paw to Serve Meself!

Evil!TrollRoommate: Listen lardbutt, we know you are too fat to lift a paw. But can't you at least lift your ass into the litterbox?

Gigolokitty: Me Most Refined and Beauteous! Me Not Crap in Stinking Box! Me Crap On Your Stinkier Bed!

Evil!TrollRoommate: AAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!

::Unfortunate!Mistress takes long swig of vodka and resignedly prepares to do the laundry::