Me is Disappointed!
Evil!TrollRoommate: Listen lardbutt, we know you are too fat to lift a paw. But can't you at least lift your ass into the litterbox?
Gigolokitty: Me Most Refined and Beauteous! Me Not Crap in Stinking Box! Me Crap On Your Stinkier Bed!
::Unfortunate!Mistress takes long swig of vodka and resignedly prepares to do the laundry::