Me Not Slut!

Evil!Troll Roommate: What is that fat-arse doing with my laptop?

Unfortunate!Mistress: Erm....he is starting up his own blog......

Evil!Troll Roommate: Oh bloody bollocks! Do we really need to listen to that trash-talking, narcissistic, cross-dressing slut?

Gigolokitty: Me Not Slut!!! Me Get PAID!