Me is Demure!

Gigolokitty: Me is Demure!

Evit!TrollRoommate: What?

Unfortunate!Mistress: He is practicing to score at the french gerbil's funeral. You know, the one who died of a broken heart.

Evil!TrollRoommate: Heart?!? I thought it was a broken something else. Well, as long as we are not getting sued....