Monday, September 05, 2005

Me Censored!

!!! GOSSIPING KITTIES DAILY TITTLE-TATTLE EXCLUSIVE!!!
Day 3: Mr. Darcy Anti-defamation League vs. Gigolokitty

Court gasps in tilltilated horror at Exhibit Z:
THE BOUDOIR OF MR. DARCY!!!
Prosecution rests its case!!

Gigolokitty responds in anguished rebuttal: Me Has Been Cropped! Me Has Been....(Judge orders deletion of subsequent testimony from court records).

(Note from webmistress: We were forced to censor Exhibit Z and Gigolokitty’s testimony by order of the Court.)

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