Me Persecuted!
!!! GOSSIPING KITTIES DAILY TITTLE-TATTLE EXCLUSIVE!!!Day 1: Mr. Darcy Anti-defamation League vs. Gigolokitty
Gigolokitty appears in court!!! Declares innocence!!!
Prosecutor insists, “We will not let the fine reputation of Mr. Darcy be besmirched by an overweight, furry, depraved Lothario!”
“Me Not Depraved,” Gigolokitty retorts, “Me Truly Inspired!!!”
posted by Gigolo Kitty at 11:22 PM
1 Comments:
Calling him a Lothario and fat in the same breath... Kinda reminds me of the boys who pull the pigtails of girls they like. Wonder if that means the prosecutor's attracted to GK, and trying to hide it by insulting the sweetie pie. After all, a Lothario is just another word for charming kitty. :)
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