Evil!TrollRoommate: As soon as I get this dumpster crud off we are having a talk pudgyass....Hey! What happened to my expensive coconut shampoo?
Gigolokitty (humming to the tune of "I'm a little teapot"): Me's a Little Coconut, Fuzzy and Sweet/'Cept for Me Tail and Soft Furry Feet...
Evil!TrollRoomate: You thieving louse!! I'm going to MAKE YOU INTO A RUG!!!!!
::Unfortunate!Mistress saves kitty by clonking Evil!Troll with full bottle of conditioner::