Restful Mondays!
Gigolokitty: Unfortunate!Mistress out in Short Skirt to Get Back Liver from Drunken Weasel....Evil!TrollRoommate Hiding in Greasy Joe's Dumpster from Weasel Mafia.... Me Sleep Restfully In Knowledge Me Have Paid Me Debt to Society!
posted by Gigolo Kitty at 3:54 AM
5 Comments:
Oh, look at him. Even sleeping, he has one ear up to listen for intruders. Such a loyal kitty, protecting the house while the evil roommate forces his mistress to pay off her debt in a short skirt. She should just give up the liver.
Dear Flybynight:
If you want to put your liver where your mouth is and pay off the nobel kitty's transgression, I will be happy to direct you to the Drunken Weasel's transplant specialist.
Sincerely,
Evil!TrollRoommate (from the bottom of NYC's stinkiest dumpster)
But how would that benefit GK? It only seems to save you from having to hide in a dumpster.
Hey,
If the Weasel Mafioso needs to be disposed of, I offer my considerable kneecap-breaking skills and the entire east coast of Lake Michigan to you.
Sincerely,
Tall Dutch Maid
Does anyone think he looks like a sexy vampire in this one?
*crickets chirp*
Just me then. I need to lay off those Anita Blake books.
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