Gigolokitty: O Woe is MEEEE!!! Me Bitterly Tortured!! Me Painfully Enslaved!!!
Heavily bandaged Evil!TrollRoommate: Can it, you larcenous kitty! The only reason your super-fat butt is still here is because those endorsement fees from the Skinny Kitty Diet Inc. will cover my medical bills.
Unfortunate!Mistress: You will be an inspiration to cats everywhere honey! If you can lose weight, then anyone can….
Gigolokitty: Me Not Want to be Inspiration! Me Wants to be FED!!!