Friday, October 28, 2005

Ask the Gigolokitty!

Dear Gigolokitty:

I am a kitty of rare and striking beauty. I fear it is not understood by the cretinous world!

What can I do to raise their appreciation of my unique attractions?

In exasperation,

Cat Whose Face Would Launch A Thousand Evacuations

Dear CWFWLATE:

Me Hear, Beauteousness Lies In The Eyes Of The Beholder. Me Say, Scratch Them Out.

In Support,

Gigolokitty

5 Comments:

Blogger moseskitty said...

So that's where I left my ugly stick....

8:36 AM  
Blogger flybynight said...

You are such a kind and observant kitty! Not many people can see a cat's true inner beauty.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Chatham said...

Okay, who shaved that poor kitty! They should be fed to the dogs!

And give that poor thing a mink coat.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous mensa barbie said...

Beauty is skin deep...& looks like he's got plenty of it... (and that's all we're sayin') (^_^)

6:55 AM  
Anonymous Vina said...

Oh sod it, Jef is gorgeous and that's the end of it!

2:40 AM  

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