Ask the Gigolokitty!
Dear Gigolokitty:I am a kitty of rare and striking beauty. I fear it is not understood by the cretinous world!
What can I do to raise their appreciation of my unique attractions?
In exasperation,
Cat Whose Face Would Launch A Thousand Evacuations
Dear CWFWLATE:
Me Hear, Beauteousness Lies In The Eyes Of The Beholder. Me Say, Scratch Them Out.
In Support,
Gigolokitty
posted by Gigolo Kitty at 4:23 AM
5 Comments:
So that's where I left my ugly stick....
You are such a kind and observant kitty! Not many people can see a cat's true inner beauty.
Okay, who shaved that poor kitty! They should be fed to the dogs!
And give that poor thing a mink coat.
Beauty is skin deep...& looks like he's got plenty of it... (and that's all we're sayin') (^_^)
Oh sod it, Jef is gorgeous and that's the end of it!
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