Ask the Gigolokitty!
An obnoxious little twerp has recently invaded my cozy home and dares to challenge my authority.
My insensitive barf-collector has threatened me with the water gun if I dare lay a paw on his scrawny ass.
How do I show them who is the master of my domain?
Cat Who Would Be King
Me Say, Wait For Barf-Collector To Leave for Menial Job.
Then Go Piddle-Paddle On The Twerp's Kidneys . Repeat Until He Knows His Place.
Remember, Never Aim For Any Place That Will Show.
And Be Careful Of Cat-Cams Set Up By Unfairly Suspicious Barf-Collector.