Ask the Gigolokitty!

Dear Gigolokitty:

An obnoxious little twerp has recently invaded my cozy home and dares to challenge my authority.

My insensitive barf-collector has threatened me with the water gun if I dare lay a paw on his scrawny ass.

How do I show them who is the master of my domain?

In annoyance,

Cat Who Would Be King

Dear CWWBK:

Me Say, Wait For Barf-Collector To Leave for Menial Job.

Then Go Piddle-Paddle On The Twerp's Kidneys . Repeat Until He Knows His Place.

Remember, Never Aim For Any Place That Will Show.

And Be Careful Of Cat-Cams Set Up By Unfairly Suspicious Barf-Collector.

In Commiseration,

Gigolokitty