The Intimate Thoughts of the Most Beauteous Kitty
..........with Commentary by his Unfortunate Mistress and her Evil!Troll Roommate.
The Scandalous Adventures of the Most Beauteous Gigolokitty as He Reaches for Cheap Love, Tawdry Fame, and Easy Money.
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posted by Gigolo Kitty at 4:03 AM
What's her rates? I have a stray on my portch I need taken care of.
Gasp! How could ANY cat dare to do such a thing? To lay claws on such beauty?!! GK, are you alright? Would you like a lawyer? Where was your mistress in all this? Did that evil troll let Miss Kitty in? You should sue the troll too!
Dear Flybynight:Fluffy Kitten (aka Dark Queen)shall certainly hear about your remarks. She will be happy to let you know what she thinks the next time you try to cuddle up with her. Sincerely,Evil!Troll
Oh no...isn't there enough bad news lately without having to read about the beautious Gigolo Kitty being maimed? I would like to contribute to a fund to restore GK's devastating good looks.
But you liked it... no?
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