Saturday, October 15, 2005

Ask the Gigolokitty!

Dear Gigolokitty:

My heartless pooper-scooper says I must earn my keep! I work my paws off filing while he lazes in his wheelchair in a stupid full-body cast.


How can I raise my get-away money pronto?


In desperation,

Cat Who Believes Kibble Grows On Trees


Dear CWBKGOT:

Me Say, Sell Possessions. Other People's Possessions.

Me Understand Wheelchairs Fetch Excellent Price In Market.

Used Body Casts (Especially With Bodies Still In It) Not So Much.

In advisement,

GK

1 Comments:

Blogger flybynight said...

Yes, wheelchairs are definitely worth money. GK, your wise advice needed on how to sneak it away from the man without him realizing?

12:27 AM  

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