Ask the Gigolokitty!

Dear Gigolokitty:

My heartless pooper-scooper says I must earn my keep! I work my paws off filing while he lazes in his wheelchair in a stupid full-body cast.

How can I raise my get-away money pronto?

In desperation,

Cat Who Believes Kibble Grows On Trees


Dear CWBKGOT:

Me Say, Sell Possessions. Other People's Possessions.

Me Understand Wheelchairs Fetch Excellent Price In Market.

Used Body Casts (Especially With Bodies Still In It) Not So Much.

In advisement,

GK