Gigolokitty!
The Intimate Thoughts of the Most Beauteous Kitty ..........with Commentary by his Unfortunate Mistress and her Evil!Troll Roommate.
The Intimate Thoughts of the Most Beauteous Kitty ..........with Commentary by his Unfortunate Mistress and her Evil!Troll Roommate.
11 Comments:
Forget Santa Clause Gigolo Kitty! You need to write to Santa Paws! HE understands cats (and all other pets) and will forgive us for any bad past deeds. He will see that your heart is pure.
Love,
Opus and Roscoe
It's not coal. Think of them as unfinished DIAMONDS.
Perceptual reality is everything.
I think he just wanted to keep you warm. Don't be sad!
Your Unfortunate Mistress is right - coal is fetching a high price on the market right now, Gigolo Kitty. Make a quick sale and move away from that Evil Troll.
It's early. The REAL Santa is taking note, dearest.
GK, you can come live with us. You are mistreated & misunderstood there. Santa will come and then you can sit on his lap & he will pet you.
I'm just glad to hear I'm not the only name on Santa's "Bad List!"
Welcome to the dark side, GK. Shed your coat and stay awhile. :)
I agree, sell the coal then you can get your own place and your Unfortunate Mistress can visit, but not the Evil Troll. *nods*
aww who needs santa anyway? Throw a big ol party with plenty of music, ladies, caviar and champagne and Fancy Feast kitty treats just to show that old dried up elf how to have FUN. :D Oh BTW don't forget to invite me! LOL
Put the coal in the troll's bed.
Gigolo Kitty, if you look deep within yourself, you will discovery other gifts which you may deliver unto the troll's bed as well.
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