Me Distrusted!
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posted by Gigolo Kitty at 1:14 AM
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10 Comments:
Nice flower, gigolokitty.
Do join us this weekend for a special edition of WCB (jointly hosted by Farmgirl and I) - a get well one for Kiri and Clare. Please bring something to cheer them up with.
No, no, you're going about this all wrong. Simply write out a statement about your profound goodness and then get it notorized. It's about $5.00 around here and I'm sure you could raise that paltry sum selling a pair of the Evil Troll's knickers on Ebay. (Hint; use some one else's photo in the advertisment)
Weasels can get drunk?
Only if you can trick them into the blender first.
I would be more than happy to provide the affidavit. I am a completely impartial third party. Be assured, GK! I can truthfully swear that you score 100% in purity, innocence, generosity, sweetness, consideration, and tolerance.
How can anyone look into that sweet little face & not trust you?
I should point out to Evil Troll that you did keep your liver. What are you so mad about? Would you rather GK have gone with that fraudster Tinkerbell, his beautousness forever lost to the rest of us?
And GK was framed! He never crapped on your bed or ripped your knickers! And if you insist he did, all I have to say is you must have done something to deserve it. Your name, Evil!Troll, says it all.
now, now. You know that you're smarter. you can figure a way around this.
Moseskitty has some good ideas!
I really don't think Santa needs a statement that you have been good. He should know that ALL cats are good ALL of time!
If you still need a signature, we would be happy to assist. We think you are wonderful and we LOVE your clothes (believe us, it is not fun walking around nude ALL of the the time).
Love,
Opus and Roscoe
love you kitty blog! so glad i found it.
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