Letter to Santa!
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posted by Gigolo Kitty at 11:11 AM
Gigolokitty!
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11 Comments:
Just to be extra safe, make those cigarettes "Virginia Slims"
Perhaps Gigolo needs to join Christmas is Full Of Crap? ;)
Scratch the vodka and ciggies. Give Santa a pass to Curves. He'll be so busy chasing the ladies around the gym that he will lose weight quickly!
Perhaps some Slimfast?
Remind Santa not to indulge in the vodka until he returns to the North Pole. I don't want him to miss my house because he's in a drunken stupor.
Slimfast is good! Maybe grease the chimney just in case he gets stuck???
PS. The hat is way cute on you GK. :)
You are so thoughtful! Although a Santa that likes vodka and cigarettes would probably be a naughty Santa...
We leave Santa Scotch. It works for us.
i just realized your letter could be taken in so many ways...are you seducing Santa? that is so sweet! I'm sure he doesn't get that much anymore...
Naughty Kitty, you're trying to bribe Santa to not give you coal!
Lots of love
Boo the cat
Oh Gigolo Kitty, how courteous for you to concern yourself with improving Mr. Claus' physical health. According to my human, some pleasant-tasting shakes are available at Weight Watchers.
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