Ask the Gigolokitty!
My bed-warmer complains that I am tyrannical in my demands for lap-time. He feels that I should take his needs into consideration.
Should I acknowledge his plea for mutually-agreeable cuddle-fests?
Kitty In Search Of Lap
Most Certainly Not! Petting Sessions Are Gifts We Bestow! They Are Not To Be Demeaned With Negotiations.
Me Say, Train The Lap Provider! Instructional Video On Proper Etiquette And Penalties On Violation Can Be Found Here For Your Reference!