Happy Halloween!

The Gigolokitty wishes one and all a very happy Halloween!


Warning to all Manhattanites! Please do NOT open the door to a certain fat, white kitty when he comes around trick or treating! We are not responsible for the consequences!

Charlotte's Web! #1

Note: No pigs were harmed in the production of this opus. Though the Evil!Troll was spotted with a suspicious looking sandwich......

Ask the Gigolokitty! #3

Dear Gigolokitty,

I am truly traumatized by the deplorable tastelessness of my kibble-pourer! She speaks on the telephone to someone she refers to as her darling Woofie.

I am afraid she may have fallen so far that she may be meeting secretly with a dawg.

What can I do to spare myself the bitter humiliation of being cuckolded by smelly bone-chewing beast?

Kitty Who Is Hanging Her Head In Shame

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Remember to visit the other kitties over at Friday Ark and the Carnival of the Cats at the House of the Mostly Black Cats (woohoo Sanjee and company!)

Ask The Gigolokitty! #2

Dear Gigolokitty:

I am well-known to be the cutest cutie-pie in the world.

Unfortunately, the jealous hag in my crap-cleaner’s household keeps trying to strangle me with my pink Prada pinafore.

How do I defend myself against that spiteful old cat?

Kitty Who Is Cuter Than Thee

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Ask The Gigolokitty! #1

Dear Gigolokitty:

My ignorant poop-cleaner claims that my plump furless belly is the reason the fine hot-to-trot babes refuse to go out with me.

He claims that to get the dames I gotta get me a fancy rug.

I ask you, what can I do to impress a sizzling chick on a hot date?

Kitty Who Is Hunka Hunka Burning Lurve

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