Thursday, October 12, 2006

Ask the Gigolokitty! #3

Dear Gigolokitty,

I am truly traumatized by the deplorable tastelessness of my kibble-pourer! She speaks on the telephone to someone she refers to as her darling Woofie.

I am afraid she may have fallen so far that she may be meeting secretly with a dawg.

What can I do to spare myself the bitter humiliation of being cuckolded by smelly bone-chewing beast?

Kitty Who Is Hanging Her Head In Shame

Note: Please click on image for better view.

Remember to visit the other kitties over at Friday Ark and the Carnival of the Cats at the House of the Mostly Black Cats (woohoo Sanjee and company!)


Anonymous The Mitz said...

For shame, for Meowmie also had a relationship with a TWO legged dog, for a while....of course, it ended in tears.

I feel for you G, I really do. But Ive got my own problems, if you stop by'll see.

Headbonks, The Mitz

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Jaspenelle said...

Ah poor kitty but Gigolokitty has the advice to take! XD

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Kelly Cat said...

Well-said, G.K. You have to hope the poor cat will take your good advice. Humans need to understand that actions have consequences.

5:07 PM  
Blogger Ayla said...

The Dad was originally a dog lover but we worked on him good and now his is a pure-hearted kitty lover. There may be hope!

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm. The Kitty Who Hangs Her Head in Shame should tell the shameless kibblepourer to 'talk to the butt' and find someone who appreciates her instead of becoming an ID thief and cleaning out the accounts. KWHHHIS does NOT want to become a jail bird(gasp!)

9:57 PM  
Blogger flybynight said...

That's assuming the kitty can find another mistress in time! After all, he's not GK. GK is one of a kind.

11:45 PM  
Blogger Kimo & Sabi said...

Don't forget that Oct. 15 is ALL CATS DAY! Celebrate!

3:45 PM  
Blogger Hot(M)BC said...

Poor KWHHHIS. Bad kibblepourer!

Fanks for joinin the Carnyval of the Cats this week Giggy! Dread Pirate Blogger tried to botch it, but we gotted it fixed. Woo hoo!

And fanks for the woo hoo bout it being us. *blush*

Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree

10:43 PM  
Anonymous The Mitz said...

PS Oh GK, You MUST stop by my place today, I have a must read post, re: a fashion find that you won't want to be without....

Headbonks, The Mitz

11:08 AM  
Anonymous The Mitz said...

Are you ok GK, miss your posts. Sending you a headbonk in the meantime...

Your pal, the Mitzster

11:34 AM  
Blogger Patches & Mittens said...

How can you be most gorgeous and smart, both?


3:58 PM  
Blogger Chloe said...

Goodness gracious, Gigolokitty! I do not believe your recommendation is within the realm of legality. You need to brush up on your reading of the federal and local statutes!

With all due respect,
Miss Chloe

12:14 PM  

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