Ask the Gigolokitty! #3
I am truly traumatized by the deplorable tastelessness of my kibble-pourer! She speaks on the telephone to someone she refers to as her darling Woofie.
I am afraid she may have fallen so far that she may be meeting secretly with a dawg.
What can I do to spare myself the bitter humiliation of being cuckolded by smelly bone-chewing beast?
Kitty Who Is Hanging Her Head In Shame