Evil!Troll: What! Wasn't the new silver jewelry box you bought with my credit card thank you enough for shoving ice chips down my back?
Gigolokitty: Me Ask, What Is Piddling Box Compared To Me Most Devoted Nursing?!? Especially When Me Had To Return Maxed-Out Credit Card To Grubby Troll Pocket?
::Evil!Troll crawls back under covers and looks for giant bottle of aspirin::