The Intimate Thoughts of the Most Beauteous Kitty ..........with Commentary by his Unfortunate Mistress and her Evil!Troll Roommate.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Charlotte's Web! #1
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Ask the Gigolokitty! #3
I am truly traumatized by the deplorable tastelessness of my kibble-pourer! She speaks on the telephone to someone she refers to as her darling Woofie.
I am afraid she may have fallen so far that she may be meeting secretly with a dawg.
What can I do to spare myself the bitter humiliation of being cuckolded by smelly bone-chewing beast?
Kitty Who Is Hanging Her Head In Shame
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Ask The Gigolokitty! #2
Unfortunately, the jealous hag in my crap-cleaner’s household keeps trying to strangle me with my pink Prada pinafore.
How do I defend myself against that spiteful old cat?
Kitty Who Is Cuter Than Thee
Friday, October 06, 2006
Ask The Gigolokitty! #1
My ignorant poop-cleaner claims that my plump furless belly is the reason the fine hot-to-trot babes refuse to go out with me.
He claims that to get the dames I gotta get me a fancy rug.
I ask you, what can I do to impress a sizzling chick on a hot date?
Kitty Who Is Hunka Hunka Burning Lurve